The Twelve Days of Christmas!
- Twelve spyware programs - yeldarb
- Eleven DVD Burners - sfrench
- Ten Netgear routers - Abner_Kravitz
- 9 Porn Site Subscriptions.. Ohhhhhhhh! - excali
- Eight PowerBooks - dbriggs
- Seven LCD Monitors - Abner_Kravitz
- Six neon cables - Dolores
- Fiiiiiivvvveeeee GeForce Ultras - excali
- 4 GIGS of Ram - excali
- Three Flash Drives - Abner_Kravitz
- Dual Athlon64s - excali
- and a...
- A Linux Mandrake desktop PC - Abner_Kravitz
- Twelve MS security holes - Nick
- EEleven AskNick! mailings - dbriggs
- 10 SCO lawsuits - sfrench
- 9 Linux desktops - sfrench
- Eight character file names - Nick
- 7 Alienware Auroras - excali
- Six plasma TVs - Dolores
- Fiiiiiivvve...Uuuuultraa SPARCs! - bofh
- 4 Clones a working - EFP
- 3 GIGS of Ram - excali
- Two Pocket PCs - yeldarb
- and a...
- 2Gig Opteron in a pear treeeeee - Abner_Kravitz